Two Clots in a Camper tells how a couple takes to the roads of Europe in their beloved aging Volkswagen camper van called Pooh, following a redundancy payment for twenty-odd years of service. Mistakes made and lessons learned are conveyed to the reader in a humorous style, as if chatting to the pair around the campfire. Linda and Steve set out on their adventure as total novices. Great plans made, deviations frowned upon. France, Spain, and Portugal all come into the itinerary. Maps and guidebooks purchased, the dream to be discovered! Time and again they rush by beautiful places, but as they are not on the list, they are just bypassed. Join them as they slowly learn the realities of foreign life and its people. Experience the real joys of a freedom to travel that few modern busy people can experience.